
Forgive me for sounding rude but why are all men so dumb? They come up with elaborate plans to pick up girls and use corny lines to sound witty. Us, girls are not that hard to figure out. So for all you poor
schmucks who have been rejected before here's a few tips you should follow next time you're about to ask a girl out.
Show her your good side.
Make sure your display is not a selfie, edited to the maximum or your ID card photo. Candid pictures are the best. Or in case you're not photogenic a picture that still leaves room for guessing i.e side pose, too much back light etc.
Don't forget to :)
A conversation needs Smileys like a fish needs water. Emoticons are a fun way to communicate. Nobody likes talking to a robot with no feelings so don't hold back the :pzz and the :Dzz
It's all about "her"
Make sure she feels important. If she mentions a test or exam, make it a point to ask her how it went. Send her a heartfelt message on her birthday. But if she's getting engaged/married, at least try to score an invitation (read: mufta)
Leave her wanting more
Disappear mid-conversation without notice. But then be sure to text her first next time because she won't!
Be patient
Any self-respecting girl will not say yes at once. She needs time to get to know you. To figure out if she likes you more than a friend. You have to gain her trust. Prove that you're worth giving a chance.
So these were my pearls of wisdom. You're welcome. Now go out and get her.
GB: feedback is always welcome :D
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