Monday 10 October 2011

KACHEE GOLIYAN

Internet is not the same when I started using it. Skype and Facebook have evolved what use to be a simple 19/f/lhr on the MIRC chat room. So with the changing technology; methods to score home runs have also changed. There are many methods from the "will you friendship me" line to "will you marry me" drama on cyberspace. But for once I would rather like to introduce an advance method.

PRE-LOG

What was the main motivation behind facebook: "match dot com for Harvard boys" as quoted by Zukerburg in "the social network"....girls , girls and only girls...so you have a facebook account; big deal, my maid has one..:P. So what do you do?? you make a funny facebook page and use your particular skills; be it your sense of humor, sense of pervertness, artistic hand or a combination of the above mentioned to make that page likable. the pages that are model cases for study are
bro tips , karachi tips , islamabad tips , and specially the current most happening page "KG"......

KACHEE GOLIYAN

Although Im totally in love with this page and specially the fact that these guys are using their popularity for causes like
PAPPU (please take 5 minutes to like the page and supporting the cause). So, coming back the real topic, you can know about the page here or their facebook page where they have freakishly perverted comics from Rehman Malik’s banana to Steve Jobs Apples....

APPLICATION

So, you have a page and minimum of 500 likes (KG is reaching 9000 so just imagine the size of canvas to work upon..;)). now what, two options, you either start Pming the cute chicks or any controversial topic would do , the moment they get to know that you’re the boss of the page, they will shout for you "GAME ON"....:D
Then you go to more advance maneuvers like a T-shirt launch, team meets and the latest innovation a
"COMIC MARATHON".

MARATHON

A marathon is defined as a time when a lot of guys are running after a lot of girls, oh that was prom...I think I have skewed my definitions..Lol...anyways this Saturday KG has announced a comic marathon, this is the
page link. I’ll be there to cover the marathon on the locations specified in the map here specially to describe the amount of "single", "double" and "triple" girls present to have the methods tried upon...:D. I will try to find my "lady in red" , so be there to watch some sick guys in action or tune into the blog which will have live commentary detailed descriptions of the pretty lady present. Join us for the most creative and poondifull festival of the week.

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2 comments:

  1. Btw if u think KG is any good... you should check out Arslan's Comics.. https://www.facebook.com/comics.by.arslan

    They are hilarious!

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  2. yes i have, but they have better drawing...and better women following them..:D

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