Sunday 25 December 2011

COMMENT GIRLLLLLL...!

OOOpppss, seems like i have not uploaded anything for ages. i had a plan to go systematic over the blog but that i guess has gone to "Presidents" =P.KHAIR! i think i should now at the end of the year upload the most successful method by penetrated in circles unimaginable otherwise...:D. tricks simple, takes about one night you think its childish, aren't we all kids on facebook wanting something.ALL THE TIME.
PREREQUISITES:
      A facebook profile and a friend you know very well. make sure its a her(this does not work on a male friend, it is pretty devastating then...:D) lets call this friend "Daisy". also make sure that she is in the same city.


LETS PLAY:
      the times have gone when you just added someone or messaged "hey will you make friendship with me??". girls have gone smarter specially with the new security stuff. according to my research (which some call stalking), the prettier the lady, the more the security. so how do you breach the security of this castle.
  why Ricky BAhl, his ideas are full of holes, a non hot guy doing all that will be smacked....will a rich ass gal ever drop a number to a waiter......in his bloody dreams......


ACTION:
      lets get to the plan, its pretty simple. the sole object is to get "direct" with the target commenting on "DAISY'S" status, pics and what not. so how do you "get direct"?? Keep watching the status and comments. pick out a funny comment and "like" and counter comment. Special Attention: don't , i repeat don't get direct before she likes any of your comment...be cautious, be funny, best way; find a middle road. 


FINAL KILL:
      after almost 15 exchanges on the public forum, go private, inbox is the name of the game. be respectful and totally opposite to the guy commenting. pay special attention to how much you love the stupid harkaaats of your mutual friend..:D the most important thing here is the TIMING...make sure all this happens after 1 and the final blow comes after two am...as Ted's mum puts it "nothing good happens after 2 am"..for her: yes...:D.....plant the request as late as possible, and sleep and in your dreams shout "game on"...:D
    95 percent chances are that you will be in her friend list in the morning and you will make DAISY go "tauba hai bhaeeee"...:D

FINAL THESIS:

       dude, if your reading this and rolling your eyes thinking that this technique doesn't work, just flash back a bit and , how do we know each other!! :D

P.S

  i was too tired to even think about writing this one but a beautiful girl who also happens to be a "CG" said, that only when i come up with this post , i will get her number. i kept my side of the promise, the ball is in your court "Ms Prime Minister"
      

8 comments:

  1. worth the no. :P
    Miss PM

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  2. thankyou who ever you are ...it was definitely worth...:D

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  3. yup.......you still think this is all fictitious writing....:D

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  4. LOL it definitely works for him ;)

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  5. dudes, it works, like crazy and like every time....:D

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