TRAVELING SOLDIER

Continuing with the airport frenzy I created out there due to my last post, I think it’s better off stirring it with another airport fiasco…what else do you do when you’re waiting for your flight, make your bucket list??? Dude, there’s a whole lot of time at home to do that…I think ill share my bucket list someday, a more censored version of it though…so coming to lala land( lala= berather Akbar khan) let’s start with the situation and the mark. The situation is an airport and the mark is exactly the same as defined in the “airport googly”…you may want to check that if I have not yet forced you to read all of my posts..:P

Plan-of-action
you need a story over here and a good profile to go with it(not a facebook profile you dum dums)…so who are you, you are a guy going off to fight a war, or any fancy word you can Google, that is waging in a place you cannot tell her about….why will she ask you this question in the first place because you go and said “hi, it’s so good to see humans around you not shouting you” no normal human being says that…..and you don’t actually need to be a soldier to pull this one off. Just Google a bit, where ever you are stuck words like national security and “breech of confidence” can be thrown in.

so where you coming from? Where you going? Make a beautiful story and repeat it every time, nobody is going to check anyway…..all girls are interested in soldiers, more so those who have an aura of secrecy around them..

Extra advice:

The moment you get the eye roll after the travelling soldier story, move on……life is too short to spend it on girls who don’t actually appreciate the trouble the guy is going over in doing all this and the guts, yes! the guts it takes to walk over (while all the mustache faced middle aged uncles staring like wolves at her and then at you)

Final punch/push (As you like)

You will eventually have to leave, make your away-walk graceful…do not cling on, take her contact info…don’t give yours and not your full name…your on Google search(yes!! you are)…..tell her that you won’t be calling in/or whatever mode for a month or so…”so when I come back, if I come back” ill drop you a line….

Wait for a month before you contact her, if your desperate side pokes you, call Akbar khan, he will make sure your desperate side dies…:D

this works!!! 110 % of the times…:D

p.s. don’t feel bad doing this, you’re doing all the soldiers a favor…:D