TIPS FOR A RISHTA HUNTER

There are many plays a player plays in his lifetime, some are planned same are improvised but every story has an end. Similarly the end of the players run is marked by the time he gets married. Most players prefer arranged marriage until and unless they catch a daughter of tata-birla or an AKD trade. Otherwise, mom’s choice it is, for the reason that he knows what fish he has caught, anybody can catch. Therefore comes, the ultimate play in the book. Why am I writing about the final play, coz I have come cross dynamite of a tweeter, making me roll over and over again coz of her tweets. She tweeted about a recent arranged meeting with a “Rishta boy” and stuff he did and asked…..this is an ultimate guide for guys on thing to do and especially not to do while on search of a “Rishta girl”, let’s call her “sughra” :D

Tip # 1

Dude, you say yes, she will be chosen, you say no, she won’t be (95% times this happen) so have the confidence built in, like the time you went for an exam and all the question that you crash learned last night magically appeared in the question paper.

Tip # 2

Don’t make eye contact, strict no eye contact rule applies, she may think you as a coward, but most of the times it counts as a cute behavior

Tip # 3

HOLD DOORS FOR HER. Believe me this is the one thing that always makes you stand out, practice this art, believe me you’ll get more numbers than you can ever dream of, but here it’s not about numbers. Let’s stick to the point!

Tip # 4

Take your first meeting as a batsman who has come on a pitch which is turning, and Shane Warne and Saeed Ajmal bowling from the two ends. SIMPLE ENGLISH: be tentative, defensive, push and prod…leave the boundaries for later part of the innings, if you survive that it.

Tip # 5

Don’t comment on her dressing…..compliment YES comment NO…you don’t know what was in her mind while dressing up, she’s scared as much as you are….this can be the date which converts into a daily date in the near future

Tip # 6

Don’t crack stupid jokes….you know how funny you are….if your funny or the lamest ass around, be yourself…make her smile/laugh involuntarily….and it’s easy to know when she’s forcing a laugh….:)

Tip # 7

Words to say while complimenting “sughra” : cute, adorable, gorgeous, down-to-earth….words to avoid: sexy, beautiful, breath-taking and lines like ‘wow your pretty’..Stay calm….too many runs to play with here dude…

Tip # 8

Don’t look at other women if you’re at a sitting place and don’t look inside cars and rickshaws while driving, also don’t try to be an F1 racer…optimum speed 60 , seat belts on….you need to give an organized look…

Tip # 9

If she’s more into her cell fone, let it be….she being in her comfort zone……try to talk her like you talked to some one in grade two when he/she sat beside you for the first time..Leave the digging for the later part

Conclusion & final Tip # 10

Stay away, I repeat stay away from the history chapters…..you don’t wanna tell her how stupid were you in the past and believe me you don’t wanna know what she was up to when you were running after any girl that could talk…..I repeat stay out of the history chapter…..YOU DO ALL THIS AND YOULL SHOUT game on…na na na na I think the slogan will be “LIFE ON” :D

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