RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

Being lost is something I’m good at , so sorry to the total 2-3 people who await something by me on this space, a “loners-blog” some has called it…khair getting back to writing, stuff I was willing to write 2-3 din se…… so I’ve got bored with so many girls around me and had an idea. Remember (for guys) how your friends use to go like “yaaar kisi bachi ka number/id to de”, if you haven’t asked this question, you’ve missed a bright young adult-hood: D so what I did was hooked up two people.. A girl who is hot and known to be attractive and killing, both at the same time and a guy who has never talked to a girl (yes they exist, you want some just gimme a call ). So what happened? That became the part of my research, tending to the rules of engagement on “how to talk to an unknown girl”

So, from this experiment I came up with some rules you must follow when you get to text a totally unknown girl or even meet her. Most of the guys know these for a fact, but many don’t and more often than not fall in the “lame guys” section on the girl’s phonebook list. This research is based on two experiments, the girl will be call “farzana” in this one and the guy ‘for reasons quite obvious’ will be called a “CHOOZA”.

First text

It is like the first expression. So what do you start the conversation with. Rule # 1, you never AOA her….:/ if your that religious you shouldn’t be talking to a girl anyway :( therefore there are a number of things you can send,  some of the examples have been illustrated
HI, HELLO, Whatsup, hey there
what I use is “WILL YOU MARRY ME?” believe me, the cheaper and lamer will instantly make you someone she wants to know…all they want to know is why is he so insane, just play with this fact

 Rule # 2

Be different: she probably has 10 guys at the same time trying to do what you are doing, hence you need to stand out…don’t be the nicest …be yourself and be the way you act with your Broz, honesty is a better tool against ladies than being fake.

Rule # 3

MAN UP: don’t need to get down on your knees, because she may leave if you don’t…let her leave.. You know what they say about the trains and busses, its true….hence be the bus station rather than the passenger.. Don’t be rude, but don’t lie down as well…”KIA kar raha hai, mard ban..Be a man” words that ring in my ears every time a load a so wala card to an unknown girl..Err why I am drifting off the topic lol

Rule # 4

Don’t ask stupid questions :/ and more importantly don’t ask more questions in reply to the previous questions..an example is quoted
chuza : “how’s life”
farzana: “life is pretty tough”
chuza:”oh and aisa ku hai?”
Farzana: “studies are becoming a pain day by day?:
chuza” oh aisa ku hai?”

Farzana cannot reply because she has banged her head to death on the wall :/

please read your outgoing text before you send it, you don’t have an interesting reply an “hmmmmm” will be enough

Rule # 5

Ill end up with this rule because this has been the moral of my blog ever since I started this lame act. Please do not, I repeat do not be desperate and show her that you don’t have a life. If she is not texting don’t get worried and start sending one text per second, and the 8^th text should not be “are you busy” and the 10^th should not be “I think you don’t wanna talk bye” … she has more people to talk to man…..be different and then raise the number of texts to her in a day, accept the fact that your no SRK and behave like a normal guy unt5ill she ends up putting you in the “always reply list” it takes time, from one month to 2 years…but eventually you’ll win so act like a tiger and not a roadrunner   “beep peeeep”

P.S. I started out to write this one as a humorous post but ended up being sad that what fools guys make out of themselves while running after a single girl and end up being “FOREVER ALONE”, stop being desperate and just count the number of trains that touch your station :D