QUESTIONS NOT TO BE ASKED ON THE FIRST DATE

many of my attempts have gone wrong.. one can either just sit and weep on the fact that you played the wrong game or go back to the drawing board and re-group his strategy based on the mistakes he made. since so much effort is being done on the internet by guys (visible stuff) it is easy to learn from their mistakes rather than from your own.

A GIRL'S PERSPECTIVE

A female perspective is always something i had personally longed for. i as an exception have kind of figured out what needs to be done to strike the right chords... but some people hit the worst chords that can be plucked ... therefore a guest, a female guest was called in to share the secret of "what a woman wants". hence the following words are by codename MUNNI (you can follow her on twitter at @LestatsQueen)

THE LAUGHING PRINCESS

Been ages I have come up with some new bachi-tracking idea on my blog.. a lot of stories are left to be told but I think I am lacking a bit of inspiration.. In the end every one falls, sooner or later I get the digits,…I’m bored. Literally and figuratively both…but what made me open my drawer to take out my dusty blog writing keyboard can be titled more than just an inspiration. This is a dedication post, nothing much to learn about here so….

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

Being lost is something I’m good at , so sorry to the total 2-3 people who await something by me on this space, a “loners-blog” some has called it…khair getting back to writing, stuff I was willing to write 2-3 din se…… so I’ve got bored with so many girls around me and had an idea. Remember (for guys) how your friends use to go like “yaaar kisi bachi ka number/id to de”, if you haven’t asked this question, you’ve missed a bright young adult-hood: D so what I did was hooked up two people.. A girl who is hot and known to be attractive and killing, both at the same time and a guy who has never talked to a girl (yes they exist, you want some just gimme a call ). So what happened? That became the part of my research, tending to the rules of engagement on “how to talk to an unknown girl”

Why Do the “Karachiite-type” Men Fall For Punjabi Women?—A REBUTTAL

Although the 85 people who read my blog(more on my persuasion than anything else) know that I have a style, I write about my past experiences and girl-methods but this Why Do the “Karachiite-type” Men Fall For Punjabi Women? blog post by Farahnaz Zahidi stirred a thought and may be I need to write what a guy goes through while making this discussion. Some ground rules have to be denied first

TIPS FOR A RISHTA HUNTER

There are many plays a player plays in his lifetime, some are planned same are improvised but every story has an end. Similarly the end of the players run is marked by the time he gets married. Most players prefer arranged marriage until and unless they catch a daughter of tata-birla or an AKD trade. Otherwise, mom’s choice it is, for the reason that he knows what fish he has caught, anybody can catch. Therefore comes, the ultimate play in the book. Why am I writing about the final play, coz I have come cross dynamite of a tweeter, making me roll over and over again coz of her tweets. She tweeted about a recent arranged meeting with a “Rishta boy” and stuff he did and asked…..this is an ultimate guide for guys on thing to do and especially not to do while on search of a “Rishta girl”, let’s call her “sughra” :D

LARKI: OVER & OUT

Enough has been written on how to win girl matches. But the boykind of today faces an equally important and more difficult challenge. How to loose a girl? Specially if you didn't get the girl through deliberate effort, loosing a girl can be more difficult then you can imagine.

COMMENT GIRLLLLLL...!

OOOpppss, seems like i have not uploaded anything for ages. i had a plan to go systematic over the blog but that i guess has gone to "Presidents" =P.KHAIR! i think i should now at the end of the year upload the most successful method by penetrated in circles unimaginable otherwise...:D. tricks simple, takes about one night you think its childish, aren't we all kids on facebook wanting something.ALL THE TIME.

KACHEE GOLIYAN

Internet is not the same when I started using it. Skype and Facebook have evolved what use to be a simple 19/f/lhr on the MIRC chat room. So with the changing technology; methods to score home runs have also changed. There are many methods from the "will you friendship me" line to "will you marry me" drama on cyberspace. But for once I would rather like to introduce an advance method.

TRAVELING SOLDIER

Continuing with the airport frenzy I created out there due to my last post, I think it’s better off stirring it with another airport fiasco…what else do you do when you’re waiting for your flight, make your bucket list??? Dude, there’s a whole lot of time at home to do that…I think ill share my bucket list someday, a more censored version of it though…so coming to lala land( lala= berather Akbar khan) let’s start with the situation and the mark. The situation is an airport and the mark is exactly the same as defined in the “airport googly”…you may want to check that if I have not yet forced you to read all of my posts..:P

WET BACHEEEEe!

Rain, rain go away, come again some other day, little Tommy wants to play. I use to enjoy these lines in the older days, some 3 feet 6 inches ago but as I grew up I got to know that between the lines, it shouts the thought of perverted writer and little Tommy is not a boy (:p)....This post comes as the rain pours so hard that I have to cancel my appointment (if you know what I mean). Therefore using the extra time in my hand, back in the school/ college era, how the rain brought happiness, pakoras, wet clothes (;)) and a mood that is better than that described in festive poonds.

WET BACHEEEE!

Rain, rain go away, come again some other day, little Tommy wants to play. I use to enjoy these lines in the older days, some 3 feet 6 inches ago but as I grew up I got to know that between the lines, it shouts the thought of perverted writer and little Tommy is not a boy (:p)....This post comes as the rain pours so hard that I have to cancel my appointment (if you know what I mean). Therefore using the extra time in my hand, back in the school/ college era, how the rain brought happiness, pakoras, wet clothes (;)) and a mood that is better than that described in festive poonds.

AIRPORT GOOGLY

The name may suggest playing cricket with the cricket team and being that cute kid in the add, no , that’s not this is all about…yes it involves the airport terminal but a shrewd version of this one may involve a library or a reading section of any club or café. Anyhow, airports are much better in this scam,

SOCIAL ATTACK

Hmmm……so now what …..let’s go back a bit to 101 where I said, or typed rather, that whenever you approach a girl, 90 percent of the times, her eyeballs roll and she goes…..’No not again’…..yes this does happen whatever the situation is…..so, what if there is a place where the ladies keep their guards down…

FESTIVE POONDS!!

The title says quite a bit about the scam, if you are unfamiliar with the terms “poonds” and “poondi” , enlarge your pervert vocabularies by clicking here for enlightenment. The scenario on this one is a carnival for example DMUN,BDES,LDES,YDES (names have been changed with no intentions of really hiding the names) and various places where young, bright, upcoming, throwing-daddies-money-for-paid-vacations type students come to show off their skills in making of entertaining videos, presentations, business ideas and what not the organizing committee has though off, to scam student’s parents for their money.

BLOGOMANIA!!

First of all, a very happy eid Mubarak to all the people whom I have forced to read the posts, by either black mailing or other techniques that I would not like to mention over here. Secondly, I would like to respond to the comment of Mr. Asim on the previous post "UNDER THE RADAR" since he is the first one to comment on the post material, his comment is a special one for me and the blog, therefore a special reply. He wrote and I will quote

UNDER THE RADAR

Before I jump into further lamy shamy stuff, I would like to thank people who think I should continue and also if you are reading this and want more please click here……also for people asking me to offload with the methods used on facebook, will have to wait, old school methods first, which for the record are priceless experience for any hunter. As they say “you need to crawl before you walk”…

CALCULATOR FIASCO

The name may suggest an absurd scheme to "rope in fish" but it is one of the originals in this playbook. before I jump into extreme lameness with my ideas and experiences, some comment on the private feedback that I have received on my Facebook chats......first and foremost for people who want to know about the methods of raising the level in a relationship, they will have to wait a bit, for me to finish with the starting methods first. Secondly some cute female friends have complained about the male orientation of the blog ( dude!!, I am a dude, hence..:p.)......but even then something will come up on the blog regarding tips and tricks for our (may be future) better halves.....

Coming to the topic, in this scam,

ISOLATION isolation!!!

Before coming to the next methodology, some per-requisites have to be defined. Most of us are familiar with the cheerleader effect. If not then click here or here. We have all  experienced this effect in our school, college, work and any other place where you see a group of girliis. In  a modest social circle you (the player) will at least know one girl out of the group. Even if you take a single girl at a time, they look ugly (according to professor Barney)

101

Well i have been thinking for a good 24 hours where to 

start from. Lets start from the most basic and 

efficient line ever built but before that lets take 

a round of the women, rather the "girl" psyche. What 

is running in her mind when a guy approaches her. 90% 

of the time it is "urghhh, not again"......You are 

already loosing 

INTRODUCTION

"have you met ted/ali/zubair"

"i am a pilot, i fly space shuttles at NASA"

"i am a scuba diver"

"Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice."

"Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

 Even if one thinks that these lines are cute, does not always mean you can use them in a mall, or a funfare........and definitely not a shadi (where vulture aunties are looking out for guys making there moves). hence the whole concept behind this blog.