Monday 29 August 2011

UNDER THE RADAR

Before I jump into further lamy shamy stuff, I would like to thank people who think I should continue and also if you are reading this and want more please click here……also for people asking me to offload with the methods used on facebook, will have to wait, old school methods first, which for the record are priceless experience for any hunter. As they say “you need to crawl before you walk”…

Coming to the scam under discussion, which is pretty simple. It will require a mark “the girl you are after” let’s call her “bhatti” (surname) and a shill which will be your friend, say her name is “vehshee hasiina”… in this method there can be more than one shills available at your disposal, hence be careful with the resources you have on your hand.

SITUATION:

You like bhatti who is friends with ‘VH’….they are bffs and gss and all the abbreviations that people learn from “gossip girl” and “90210” type shows. They share everything. One cannot imagine the amount of details these “gurlies” share with each other.

METHOD:

So, what do you do……………you tell vehshee about how cool her friend is and how scared you are of her and how start struck are you when “bhatti” passes by. But the most important thing you will be telling VH is that “please please please don’t tell bhatti what I said”…….knowing girls as they are, she will tell him…..what do you do in the mean time, stay “under the radar” and feed vehshee haseena with constant “praises” of bhatti, from her joggers to her hair do…everything!! And like always the advice is “no eye contact” when you are talking to VH and bhatti joins in, act scared and at times say “ill catch you guys bad mai” …WALK AWAY!!

FOLLOW UP:

Now the important fact over here is that the tennis ball is in your court than in VH’s court. So there are two possible outcomes. One, that VH will tell her and second she won’t. You wouldn’t know in either case hence there is a two weeks expiration limit on this one. Wait for two weeks and then snap onto bhatti…..the moment you talk to her you will know if the bird(VH) has been singing or not…if she is than you will get the sheepish smile and if she hasn’t (which happens one in every ten times) you will get the awkward weight shifting, if the weight shifts than say sorry about the stuff you said to VH about B….bhatti will then take everything out of VH….This is how you start, rest of the game is always the same and predictable…anyhow follow-ups on good and bad starts will follow in the blog later..

Stay tuned till then, have fun and stay safe….:D

4 comments:

  1. bro, we need strategies that work in a day or two; these 2 week styles are of a bygone era

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  2. dud...what you gt in a day or two finishs in a day or to....think like a midfildr...:D

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  3. o my God ...stilll loling at "the amount of details these girlies share "......hahahahahaha......well your blog seems to speak about desi murghi's only ..... par saanu ki ....hmko to desi murghi he KHANAY ka shoq ha....:p

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  4. dear sir, the introduction tells u that it is a modified book for desi people......:D not for angrez, there you dun need to do a lot.....buh anyway i kan always upload my internation endevours....:D

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