FESTIVE POONDS!!

The title says quite a bit about the scam, if you are unfamiliar with the terms “poonds” and “poondi” , enlarge your pervert vocabularies by clicking here for enlightenment. The scenario on this one is a carnival for example DMUN,BDES,LDES,YDES (names have been changed with no intentions of really hiding the names) and various places where young, bright, upcoming, throwing-daddies-money-for-paid-vacations type students come to show off their skills in making of entertaining videos, presentations, business ideas and what not the organizing committee has though off, to scam student’s parents for their money.

  

But before I jump into the endless pit of lameness (again), I would first like to thank my friends for supporting me, forcefully liking my page even..:D... And if you out there are enjoying what you are reading please like THIS. Secondly I get a visitor on my page from Iceland and am one baffled and two overjoyed by the fact that somebody is reading all the way from Iceland....*jumps*

Coming back to the business end of the blog. So you are in such type of a festival. Everybody is in a festive mood and believes me when I say it, only 1% of the people present here are there to win something. The other 99% is there to ACHIEVE, if you know what I mean....so what do you do, first of all stop thinking that you are a creative genius, ditch your group and go hunting. If they want to be in the 1%, don’t sink your sail with them. “go hunting” watch girls show their creative skills in front of judges and all...just check out what their topic is and pick the girl which is prepared in the worst manner and dressed in the best(she’s the queen) and even if you catch some one on the spot, without knowing what their creative idea was you ask “so you were behind the brilliance of the XYZ video?”  she has nothing to do and you give her a half-volley to send it back into the stands “razzaq style”....then you shout “GAME ON”, and YES you can show off your desperation here because if she leaves the ball alone even then, there are plenty other batsWOmen roaming around in the area where you can practice your desperate skills; the doosras,teesras and chothas.....:D....so go ‘broken arrow’ on this one and the results will come..

Although I would like to answer a frequent query, all these methods do not guarantee a relationship, at times you find the finest and bestest of friends with these methods.....CHEERS...:D

EXTREME EXTREME PRECAUTIONS:
never-ever-ever try this in a science fair, everybody over there thinks they are Einstein ....