Tuesday 23 August 2011

101

Well i have been thinking for a good 24 hours where to 
start from. Lets start from the most basic and 
efficient line ever built but before that lets take 
a round of the women, rather the "girl" psyche. What 
is running in her mind when a guy approaches her. 90% 
of the time it is "urghhh, not again"......You are 
already loosing the battle ....Hence either you're a) very
hot (which means you dont need any pick up line) or b) 
quick on your feet with a rebuttal punch.
 
ADVICE # 1: "NEVER SHOW YOUR DESPERATION"..
       Although this act is very difficult to perform 
and is directly proportional  to the hotness of the 
female subject, but control. That is the only way 
forward.

Now, coming towards the point, the very basic pick up 
line...One which has a success rate of 50% but for 
starters it is one with with the lowest fatality rate 
(fatality rate: chances of being screamed at or worse)

"Sorry for staring at you but mujhe lagta hai maine 
apko kahin dekha hai?" or 
"Sorry for staring at you buh i think i have seen you 
somewhere" (depending on your bugerarity level)

This question will trigger either of the two responses: 

a) The eye *rolling* and NO, i don't think so
or 
b) A curious look...

if its (b) then BINGO....your in.........what you talk 
about after wards is irrelevant because all that 
matters is the gutsy start, she will know the moment 
you say these lines about your intentions, but if you 
get the option (b) rest assure she is playing along
with the game.

Therefore chat away and talk about birds and weather 
and what not, that not the point, its all about the 
start. The reason why people want Afridi and Sehwag as 
openers, not Wajahat Ullah Wasti and  Misbah-ul-Haq.
 
ADVICE # 2:
do not, i repeat, do not act desperate even if you get the
option (b). Do not ask for her Facebook id or phone 
number right away. you need to stand out from all the 
"happy-go-lucky-fraaandshipers" out there scouting her.
play it cool and rest assure she will want to talk to
you "AGAIN".
Its a game....take it slow!!!!!
 
P.S. try it out and feedback please, as its an ongoing 
research as well.....
:D cheers!! 

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