The name may suggest an absurd scheme to "rope in fish" but it is one of the originals in this playbook. before I jump into extreme lameness with my ideas and experiences, some comment on the private feedback that I have received on my Facebook chats......first and foremost for people who want to know about the methods of raising the level in a relationship, they will have to wait a bit, for me to finish with the starting methods first. Secondly some cute female friends have complained about the male orientation of the blog ( dude!!, I am a dude, hence..:p.)......but even then something will come up on the blog regarding tips and tricks for our (may be future) better halves.....
Coming to the topic, in this scam,
a certain situation is very necessary. Situations in the game of "pick and play" are as important as a cricket pitch. You pick the team after you see the pitch/ground conditions.
SITUATION:
examination hall...please pick a co-ed examination hall, otherwise get off the blog now........
Coming to the topic, in this scam,
a certain situation is very necessary. Situations in the game of "pick and play" are as important as a cricket pitch. You pick the team after you see the pitch/ground conditions.
SITUATION:
examination hall...please pick a co-ed examination hall, otherwise get off the blog now........
TARGET:
a girl (obv) but certain markings on her, for example a fancy eye liner or shade of make-up, why because clearly she is not here to get an A......
EXTRA ADVICE:
the subject of the exam should be either of the following:
Urdu (highly recommended)
English
art
islamiat
Pakistan studies
a girl (obv) but certain markings on her, for example a fancy eye liner or shade of make-up, why because clearly she is not here to get an A......
EXTRA ADVICE:
the subject of the exam should be either of the following:
Urdu (highly recommended)
English
art
islamiat
Pakistan studies
METHODOLOGY:
so what do you do when you spot the perfect mark, you scout (keeping in mind the time is not on your side on this one, the examiner may shout any minute for people to settle in the hall)...hence scouting time is 5..max 10 minutes....you go over casually and ask "maam, can I borrow your calculator for this paper???" experience and other data bases show that 70% of the time she will smile sheepishly, why?? (Because that’s the first interesting thing she has heard this morning)...the other things she has heard are
are you ready??
yeh yad kia and wo yad kia??
so what do you do when you spot the perfect mark, you scout (keeping in mind the time is not on your side on this one, the examiner may shout any minute for people to settle in the hall)...hence scouting time is 5..max 10 minutes....you go over casually and ask "maam, can I borrow your calculator for this paper???" experience and other data bases show that 70% of the time she will smile sheepishly, why?? (Because that’s the first interesting thing she has heard this morning)...the other things she has heard are
are you ready??
yeh yad kia and wo yad kia??
So when she smiles...you know what they say...
she is hyper-tensed and then you come along as a breeze of fresh air inside a place of frenzy......
THE FOLLOW UP:
she is hyper-tensed and then you come along as a breeze of fresh air inside a place of frenzy......
THE FOLLOW UP:
Time and again I have mentioned that desperation puts you among the ranks of losers hitting on her every day!!! hence you need to stand out......and the only way you do that is hide your desperation...so, what is the follow up on this one...you go and give your exam (keep your mind off her and don’t turn around looking for her in the hall, you will hamper your grades...:P)
after the exam find her, say hi and then ask about the paper.....don’t ask for her number, name or any personal info...keep her mind in the frenzy.....walk home....this will not be the only exam that you will bump into her....
NEXT TIME ask her name and anything your desperate side wants to ask....believe me ...you will get it...*devil smile*
PRECAUTIONS
don’t try this in mathematical papers
stay away from the group of girls discussing Jinnah or rabbi crops
stay , I repeat stay away from girls/boys you know.....(time limitations)..
ENJOY!!!!!
NEXT TIME ask her name and anything your desperate side wants to ask....believe me ...you will get it...*devil smile*
PRECAUTIONS
don’t try this in mathematical papers
stay away from the group of girls discussing Jinnah or rabbi crops
stay , I repeat stay away from girls/boys you know.....(time limitations)..
ENJOY!!!!!
p.s. I know I have prolonged this, but all the memories came back...:)
The ultimate pitfall:
ReplyDeleteUsually such girls are only dressed up to take revenge on their existing bf, or an ex who is sitting a few seats away, flirting his heart out cuz he'z way hunkier than you.That doesnt mean she'll use you and move on. such girls are what i call 'the silver lining' :)
I would like to add that in such circumstances, it becomes very important to trace that guy down. comment on him in a negative way and you'd be surprised how much easier it will become to take her number, or a mini-date right outside the examination hall!!!
dear anonymous:
ReplyDeleteYES!! it is important to track down that "guy" buh keeping in mind the time constraint and the fact that maybe its not a guy buh a more beautiful girl getting all the attention, their are always some tweaks you can make the original plays to bend the situation in your favor.....
thanks for your precious input..:D