Thursday 25 August 2011

ISOLATION isolation!!!

Before coming to the next methodology, some per-requisites have to be defined. Most of us are familiar with the cheerleader effect. If not then click here or here. We have all  experienced this effect in our school, college, work and any other place where you see a group of girliis. In  a modest social circle you (the player) will at least know one girl out of the group. Even if you take a single girl at a time, they look ugly (according to professor Barney)
, one of them will be either incredibally hot or will seem hotter in comparison with the others surrounding her. Lets call her "shabbo" (a totally factious name).

so what do you do?? You go over ignore everybody and say "hi" to Shabbo...."anggggggggggggggggggg, wrong answer".
SMACK!!! either by hand or by the eyes, you will get one of them and the previlage of never talkling to that girly group again. so restart, what do you do??

You walk over, and say hi to "rizwanaa"(:P), your friend in the group and when she introduces you to the group (which she will), say hi and leave shabana out, don't dare make eye contact. This method is a little slow in working, takes about a week or even a month but i guess its worth for the catch under discussion.

So next time, for the next week/month you ever crash into the group (obviously purposefully), same routine, do not , i repeat, do not even look at shabana. So now you have a fair idea what is goin on in her mind, she knows shes the hottest of the group, why?? because rizwana has other friends who crash into that group and crash head on (zidanne style) into shabana. Therefore now her mind is screwed and suddenly she is interested in you. Beleive me (or dont), she will either initiate a conversation herself or make a remark on any of your "harkaats". And then you can shout "game on".

PRECAUTIONS"
  1. No eye contact
  2. don't, i repeat....don't add her on facebook
  3. give her the silent treatment
  4. if she doesnt start a conversation after two weeks, you do it.  
This works, try it, and again the bottom line here is "not being desperate, rather not showing your desperation". Again...please throw me some comments, i don't even know that if people are reading this or not, let alone trying it.....CHEERS!!!

2 comments:

  1. Sexy 101! and i completely agree with the two-week waiting period. overdoing it makes you just a pervert and creepy, and giving more time just makes a guy look wierd. Keep it up! waiting for more :)

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  2. dear anonymous:
    more is on the way, and yes though hiding desperation is difficult, it often gives out results beyond our imaginative measures...:D

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